Losing weight has become the number one issue with
men, women, and children. So many of them "diet" - doing without, measuring,
weighing, pills, exercise classes, portions, cabbage diet etc., and on and on
it goes - and become the "skinny" self they always wanted to be, purchase new
clothes, receive compliments, feel good about themselves, look at their entire
body instead of a glance at the face as they pass a plate glass window or look
in a tiny mirror.
Then a strange compulsion takes place and slowly, at
first, the weight creeps back on and in no time at all they have bounced back
to the weight they were before they followed all those crazy "diets" and in the
process gained even more.
Is this a sane way to live? I, too, went through all
the agony of these fads and finally got fed up! No More Diets! It is no more I can't, it is I choose. Unless you change your thoughts about why
you overeat, or discover What Is Eating You!, you will always find the "will
power" to lose, but in no time you will again be facing the agony of those
horrid added pounds. Please visit my web site and download the free Ebook and
CD. Give me a call or email me at liz@thedietbustingrenegade.com
to see how I might be of help Above all learn to "Lighten Up" Take care...keep
smiling. Liz
Wednesday, 4 April 2012
Monday, 6 February 2012
W 5 DOOM AND GLOOM REPORT
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| Soup Ta Nuts |
Boy, I realize trying to get a job in this economy I have to have my wits
working double time. A local newspaper was looking for a news reporter. I knew
that was something I could do, and landed an interview. There I was folks,
sitting in front of a chunky interviewer who obviously couldn’t see out of her
horn-rimmed glasses as she kept her steely eyes on me by glaring over the top
of them, but I ignored that by winking at her. I figured her problem was she
was jealous of me, you know my good looks and all.
She said she didn’t think I
suited the job, as I had no resume (whatever that is), but she was obliged to
let me write an article. She warned me that the story had to include the 5 W’s
of journalism: who, what, where, when and why.
I told her I wouldn’t have a
problem with that as I was always firing questions at my Clem like - who he was out with, and what he was doing
that was more important than me, where he had been when I had been calling and
why he didn’t answer. This seemed like a
simple assignment to me. I began to
write what I thought was the clincher to my getting the job. You be the judge.
Who - Companies
What - Trim Corporate Fat
Where - Everywhere
When - Everyday
Why - To compete in the global market.
Sound familiar? I’m tired of this daily report in our newspapers. Do I need
to hear this? I’m faced daily with my own doom and gloom statistics.
Who - Klara Kravitz
What - Trim Corset Fat
Where - Everywhere
When - Everyday
Why - To compete in the local meat market.
Enough is
Enough!
I’m tired of dieting, pills, fat farms,
exercising, and everything that goes with trying to stuff this size 18 into a
beanpole size 12.
I see all the advertising. Who are they
kidding? The last time I saw hips that size was when I measured one thigh. How
about those slinky dresses with no back? I too, used to have a slender,
unwrinkled back, just like those models, but as I grew older, I developed those
gorgeous “love handles”.
How about exercise videos? I sit and
watch those Skinny Minnies trying to convince me that exercise is good for me.
All that jumping is bad for the eyesight! I do sit-ups and that is enough. Each
morning around 3 a.m., I sit up, get out of bed and go piddle. The next time my
body is conscious is when the alarm goes off and wrenches me up from a deep
sleep. I then get dressed and take Cranky Cat for a walk.
I even tried pool fitness at the Y in
town. I now know what six lashes with a wet noodle means. I took a round foam
pole with me to keep me afloat, (they called it a noodle).
This thing was a contortionist! If I
sat on it, the thing buckled and came up between my legs, while pinning my head
underwater. I was mugged, punched, and dumped by this thing. I wasn’t fit to do
anything after that outing!
Enough is
Enough!
Who - Klara Kravitz
What - Pitch the Corset.
Where - At the advertisers.
When - Immediately
Why - So I can binge at the local meat market.
And how was
your day? Ms. Klara p.s. I didn’t get the job!
Thursday, 26 January 2012
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